Why no experience?

Recently, I've been trying hard to stay away from politics and anything that's remotely associated with it. The reason is not only that I've gotten nauseated with the machinations of our sicko politicians and their ilk but also because I've realized that there's more to life than politics and all that shit. Now, let's cut to the chase and talk about what's interesting in my career. Uh well, the short answer is: NOTHING! What, in the name of God, were ya expecting man?
It feels like my whole life has gone for a toss along with my hair (psst: It's worse than the London Bridge!) Well, to get around to talking about my (non-existent) career, any door I knock, out comes the refrain "Well, my man, you got the skills, but the experience field is blank unfortunately. Why don't ya fill in the field and get back to me?" Man, I feel like a fucking loser when I hear this goo.'Tis like goo splattered all o'er your face in front of the girl you secretly wanna fuck; so awfully embarrassing!
Anyways, I'm done past those days and now am looking forward to teal bright sunny days where the future would be rosy and my life would be oh-so-gay! Now don't ya read anything from this last sentence! I'm what I'm - straight!
OK, enough babbling and breast-beating about myself and my stupid little life. I've given vent to my feelings and it feels so cathartic now! Like a whole load of cum just splashed all o'er Aishwarya Rai's face! Ah, the thought of it makes me go crazy man!