Why no experience?

Recently, I've been trying hard to stay away from politics and anything that's remotely associated with it. The reason is not only that I've gotten nauseated with the machinations of our sicko politicians and their ilk but also because I've realized that there's more to life than politics and all that shit. Now, let's cut to the chase and talk about what's interesting in my career. Uh well, the short answer is: NOTHING! What, in the name of God, were ya expecting man?
It feels like my whole life has gone for a toss along with my hair (psst: It's worse than the London Bridge!) Well, to get around to talking about my (non-existent) career, any door I knock, out comes the refrain "Well, my man, you got the skills, but the experience field is blank unfortunately. Why don't ya fill in the field and get back to me?" Man, I feel like a fucking loser when I hear this goo.'Tis like goo splattered all o'er your face in front of the girl you secretly wanna fuck; so awfully embarrassing!
Anyways, I'm done past those days and now am looking forward to teal bright sunny days where the future would be rosy and my life would be oh-so-gay! Now don't ya read anything from this last sentence! I'm what I'm - straight!
OK, enough babbling and breast-beating about myself and my stupid little life. I've given vent to my feelings and it feels so cathartic now! Like a whole load of cum just splashed all o'er Aishwarya Rai's face! Ah, the thought of it makes me go crazy man!

Rama Setu and Pseudo-Secular Hypocrisy

What has been happening for the past few days is something that would outrage every right-thinking Indian. A PIL filed by the Janata Party President Subramaniam Swamy over a couple months ago has taken its time to develop into a full-fledged political maelstrom and politicians of both ends of the spectrum - the loony Left and the reactionary Right have sought to portray themselves as the guardians of India's heritage and economy. What was an innocuous error on the part of the Central government and overzealous officials at the Archaeological Survey of India (ASI) turned out to assume dangerous proportions with Lord Rama being hijacked and an ugly political football match being enacted on the political stage to the utter disgust of the bourgeoisie.
Political arguments aside, the Rama Setu is vital purely from the historical point of view and surely forms part of our natural and cultural heritage just as the Grand Canyon does for the US of A. Indian communists have gotten hold of one more stick to beat the Indian Hindu middle-class and their glee is predictable. What's surprising is the economic arguments being put forward by all sorts of armchair commentators sprinkled with their own idiosyncratic ideas of secularism and Hindu-bashing. This hypocrisy must stop sooner than later otherwise the pathologically passive Hindu would surely do something equally outrageous to vent his ire. After all what do you do when you are pushed against a wall and a seculatr wall at that?